Poster Children

Alright family, I'm coming to NS for Christmas and am wondering if anyone would like to take advantage of my photo skills while I'm there. I would love to take family portraits or baby pictures free of charge as Christmas gifts. Let me know if you're interested in my offer. :) Here's some kiddy photos I took when I went to Seattle just this month.

IT'S A BOY!!!

Husband Lasher For Hire

Ladies! Do you need to get your husband under control? Well I may be the answer to your prayers. Call Jen for the whoopin' that any out of control husband needs. You can send $49.95 for my instructional video, or for a more personal approach, send a plane ticket to 7130 Lawrence Dr care of "Man Whooper" and I will come to your home and lay a boot kissin' to the brother in question. You can see my work attached and decide if I can be the help that you need. (Note the terrified look in his eye)

Again, don't do drugs

Don't do drugs

Baby Belly

Here I am! Half way through my pregnancy. I'm going to the doctor this week and will keep the blog up to date with fun info! :)

Feb 7th- Jon and I went to the doctor for the first time. We got to hear the baby's heartbeat and finally got an accurate due date: JULY 15th!!!! We will have an ultrasound on the 26th, votes for the gender anyone? I'm thinking it's a boy.

Valentine's Day

Hey kids! With Valentine's Day coming up, I was looking on All Recipes.com for a nice meal for Jason and I and found a cool little list of things you could do in your own home! I think they are especially good for those of us with older kids (well that read the blog anyway)...so just me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway it's all in good fun and here's hoping you all have a romantic LOVE day! I for one will be eating chips and going to bed early as Jason will be working nights....so romantic!!!

• Cover your front door with red gift wrap, white paper lace doilies and pink hearts.
• Fill a basket with red, white and pink carnations, each tied with ribbon.
  
• Write "Be Mine" on the bathroom mirror using inexpensive red lipstick. (It will come off with glass cleaner--really!)
• Drape a white or red tablecloth on the dining room table and sprinkle liberally with paper hearts, conversation heart candies and wrapped chocolates.
• Be sure to include lots of candlelight, romantic tunes and a little room for dancing.
• Fill red glass votive candle holders with candies.