I Guess We're Just Letting ANYONE Into The Family Now!

The following are emails between myself and "future Jen." SOMEONE set up a fake account with the address jenjenthenotsogreat@gmail.com. Let's see if u can guess who it is:

Hi Jen, it's me (you). I think it's time we updated your email address to be more correct. You can take over this one anytime!

Jen

Hello Jen! I've heard about you actually, I think you may have me confused with someone else though, as I am great! So sorry to disappoint but good luck finding your lesser, not so great Jen!

Jen

Well...don't you even want to know your future? That's where I'm from. I could help you prevent the....oh never mind, best not to modify your future.

Future Jen

Hello Future Jen, this is far distant future Jen. I overcame the you know what and am now the President of the World because of it so neener on you. Please enjoy the tattoo I'm placing on our butt!

So ended the emails but next is a chat:

me: nice one Colin
Colin: thanks, I guess, what did I do?
me: future Jen
Colin: ooooookkkkk, whatever
me: good one
Colin: hehehe

And now his status is: But I created you

Huh! Wonder who THAT was!

Snow Day

Anyone want to come visit this winter?

HAPPY 2 DAYS LATE BIRTHDAY JACKIE!!!

I should have done this earlier Jack but hope you had a great day and hopefully Dad is working on your present (sending you out here for a few days....ahem Dad!!)

Mile Stones

So Trenton has been uninterested in potty training. I've offered to have him sit on his toddler potty many times and he always says "no." My mom suggested offering him a piece of candy if he'd sit on his toilet. I tried yesterday to offer him a tootsie roll and he has to sit on the potty the whole time he's eatting it. Well, he was suddenly very interested in sitting on the potty. We did this three times yesterday and twice today. The second time he sat on the potty I went to get his tootsie roll from the kitchen when I suddenly heard his potty singing, which means- (drum roll please) TRENTON WENT PEE PEE IN THE POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now we owe him a little toy that we promised him if he actually went potty, I'm so excited I didn't think it would happen so soon. I'm sure there is still more work ahead, but congratulations on your accomplishment Trenton!!!!!!!!!!!