I Guess We're Just Letting ANYONE Into The Family Now!

The following are emails between myself and "future Jen." SOMEONE set up a fake account with the address jenjenthenotsogreat@gmail.com. Let's see if u can guess who it is:

Hi Jen, it's me (you). I think it's time we updated your email address to be more correct. You can take over this one anytime!

Jen

Hello Jen! I've heard about you actually, I think you may have me confused with someone else though, as I am great! So sorry to disappoint but good luck finding your lesser, not so great Jen!

Jen

Well...don't you even want to know your future? That's where I'm from. I could help you prevent the....oh never mind, best not to modify your future.

Future Jen

Hello Future Jen, this is far distant future Jen. I overcame the you know what and am now the President of the World because of it so neener on you. Please enjoy the tattoo I'm placing on our butt!

So ended the emails but next is a chat:

me: nice one Colin
Colin: thanks, I guess, what did I do?
me: future Jen
Colin: ooooookkkkk, whatever
me: good one
Colin: hehehe

And now his status is: But I created you

Huh! Wonder who THAT was!